LOL! Good ones.
David L.
Ben Franklin: “Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters.”
-----Original Message-----In a message dated 10/3/2003 12:08:02 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
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Sent: Saturday, October 04, 2003 1:24 AM
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Subject: Re: [Sndbox] Create a past...
Create a fictional past for these three people:
Greg
Jen
Stephi
Greg:
He was born Juan M.Young. One fall day when he was 25 he met a girlscout who offered him discounted cookies thinking he was a senoir citizen. Juan fell madly in love with her. But alas it could never be because she was too young to buy his prescription medicine. Juan got depressed and wandered out into the wilderness to try to get over her. Thats where he met a nice goat who soon became his best friend. one night him and the goat were hanging out at the bingo hall when he saw the girlscout again. she was the most beautiful 6th grader he ever saw. depressed he took his goat and headed to the bar for a few drinks. the goat couldnt handle his liquor and killed the bartender. Poor Juan had to testify against him. The goat swore baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd things were gonna befall Juan. So Juan had to go into the witness protection program where he became Greg
Stef:
She was born Ima Slicer. One day when Ima was 17 she met the man who would change her life. his name was salem. He was at the bookstore signing his new book 1001 uses for the butterknife. Ima was fascinated by him and of course bought the book. He asked her to go have a smoke with him after the signing. But Imas parents didnt allow her to smoke. Salem laughed at her calling her a kid. She went home and cried. But then she read the book. Ideas began to pop in her head. She waited in a dark alleyway for salem when he walked by she knocked him out and found butterknife use number 102 on him. as he lied there in pain and his own blood she pulled out her gun and said you know this is one salem i can smoke and shot him. She then packed her stuff moved to miami where she could blend in with all the other killers and changed her name to stef. I hear lately shes smoked a Winston
Jen:
She was born Icey Dedpeeple. When she was 15 she got trapped at disney worlds haunted mansion for 2 days. Noone is quite sure what happened but legend has it that she made dates with all the ghosts and didnt keep em. They told all their friends and Icey began getting haunted. After sam kinison died Icey began yelling out in public "stop screaming stop screaming aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" They took her away in a straight jacket and locked her away in the local asylum. Icey escaped one day thanks to a spirit she called harry and changed her looks and identity. then she hid out in Ohio where even ghosts dont want to live.
Jackie
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