> Subject: Military Retirement Bonus
>
> The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an
> early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired
> immediately, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch
> measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's
> body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.
>
> The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man
> to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet.
> He walked out with a check of $720,000.
>
> The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of
> his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a
> check for $960,000.
>
> When the third general, a grizzled old Marine General, was asked where
> to measure, he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to my
> testicles."
>
> The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to
> reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had
> received.
>
> The Marine general insisted and the pension expert said that would be
> fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the
> measuring.
>
> The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did.
>
> The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis
> and began to work back. "My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"
> "Vietnam," the general replied !!
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