THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Indubitably;
- Innovative;
- Preliminary;
- Proliferation.


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
- Specificity;
- British Constitution;
- Passive-aggressive disorder;
- Loquacious Transubstantiate.


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;
- Nope, no more beer for me;
- Sorry, but you're not really my type;
- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight;
- Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing




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