Harleys And God
The inventor, Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter
told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you
want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. " St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room,
and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you
the inventor of woman? " God said, "Ah, yes," "Well, " said Arthur,
"professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in
your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God
went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the
results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, Arthur, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."
Charles Mims
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