at the break of dawn
Drag my body to the kitchen
Put the coffee pot on
Pour myself a cup
of strong Columbian brew
then I run to my computer
is there mail from you?
The telephone is ringin'
there's someone at the door
maybe they'll go away
I can just ignor
My breathing is racin'
I break out in a sweat
oh my goodness
are these hives?
I haven't read my e-mail yet
I've got this stupid dial up
it comes on like a snail
anticipation is building
then........there it is
YOU'VE GOT MAIL
In between the ads
and other junk they send me
are the names of internet friends
I'm as happy as can be
I read your news
I read your jokes
I laugh till my sides are achin'
then I send them on to others
I'm so excited
both my hands start shakin'
Since I got this computer
I've forgotten what some
words mean
what's that you say???
Housework???
Cooking???
Any laundry clean???
don't ask those questions
I'm the Internet Queen
Hey... my on-line buddies
did you ever think of this?
Just where would we be...........?
Thank You
Thomas Edison for
ELECTRICITY!!!!
Charles Mims
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