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They are good ones
aj
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, October 19, 2003 7:57
PM
Subject: [Sndbox] BUMPER STICKERS WE'D
LIKE TO SEE
BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
17. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!
16. Impotence...Nature's
way of saying "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist
called...they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic
memory...some just don't have any film.
13. Save your
breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your
ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a
handle on life...but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
9. Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Some people just don't know
how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."
7.
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can
read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you..
4. Some
people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by
itself.
2. Hang up and drive!!
AND THE NUMBER
ONE BUMPER STICKER WE'D LIKE TO SEE!!
1. Welcome to
America...now speak English!
Charles
Mims
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