BOSTON - A man has gotten himself into trouble after caper-
ing around Provincetown dressed as a gay lobster. Mark Ceria calls himself "Provincetown's first gay lobster" and said that he has been dressing as the crustacean since June, posing for pictures in exchange for money "to support my art." "People love me," he said after appearing in Orleans District Court as Mr. Lobster to plead not guilty to pot possession. "The whole town has opened their arms to me like a superhero." Marijuana was allegedly found on Ceria last month when he was arrested on a warrant charging him with stealing an Enterprise rental car. Ceria admitted to dabbling in drugs and said he was taking the weed to an ailing AIDS patient while dressed as the lobster. He plans to retire his alter ego by Thanksgiving and vows that those who would crack down on him will "eat their words." Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
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