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Sent: Saturday, October 25,
2003 9:39 PM
Subject: [Sndbox] The Weekly
World News Scoops The Mainstream Press On TheSaddam & Osama
Wedding
The Weekly World News Scoops The Mainstream Press
On The Saddam & Osama Wedding
Nobody and I mean nobody gets the inside scoop on the war on
terrorism like the Weekly World News. For example, while Fox or CNN
haven't even reported that Osama Bin Laden & Saddam have gotten
married to each other, the WWN actually has a pic of the two of them
together along with a shaved down ape the two of them have
adopted....
But that's not all! Here are a few choice quotes from the story
that the mainstream press doesn't have the guts to tell you
about!
"Saddam -- who is the "woman" in the strange
coupling....turned on a trusted bodyguard "like a mama lion" when
the man made a crude comment about the terror kingpins' September
nuptials and then accidentally jabbed the baby chimp with a diaper
pin while laughing at his own joke.
By the time stick-thin Osama pulled stocky Saddam off, the
bodyguard, a Saddam relative, had very nearly been blinded -- with
both of his eyes, a source says, "having very nearly been scratched
out."
Now why would the mainstream media cover this story up? Could it
be to protect a certain group of cheese eating surrender monkeys who
might be embarrassed by this revelation?
"By the time the CIA found out about their hastily arranged
but well attended wedding in late September -- French President
Jacques Chirac and PLO chief Yasser Arafat were among its many
dignitaries -- the doe-eyed couple who exchanged vows in northern
Iraq were holed up in a honeymoon love nest thousands of miles
away...in France."
Unfortunately, the WWN says Saddam and Osama escaped to Syria
before we had a chance to capture them. Hey, next time, don't screw
around getting warrants and permission to arrest them, just carpet
bomb the area they're in with MOABs and send a fruit basket as a
"sorry we bombed your country gift" afterwards. I believe that's
what Frank J. of IMAO would suggest and if it's good enough
for a violent internet humor columnist, it's good enough for me!
Charles
Mims
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