As reported in the American Enterprise, sultan of smirk Dennis Miller recently let loose with some trademark bits of wit.
On Bill and Hill:
"Bill and Hillary's marriage couldn't have been
any more about convenience than if they'd installed a Slim Jim rack and Slurpee
machine at the base of their bed."
On Hill's New York residence:
"I'm convinced that Bill Clinton put
her up there because he knew New York was a community property state, vis-à-vis
divorce settlements."
On the Dixie Chicks:
"When it first happened, I thought, 'I'm
never going to buy another one of their albums.' And then I thought, 'You know
what, I've never bought one of their albums -- I don't like their music.'"
On show biz:
"Show business is a freakish break. It's an amazing
confluence of events that affords you a life for which you should hit your knees
every night and thank God that you've been blessed to be given."
On President Bush's religious beliefs:
"In this messed-up world, I
like seeing my president pray. I don't think a person can get answers out of
books anymore. This is an infinitely complex world, and at some point one has to
have faith in one's religion. I find it endearing that President Bush prays to
God and that he's not an agnostic or an atheist. I'm glad there's someone higher
that he has to answer to."
The Left Coast Report thinks Miller's just what the comedic political field needs -- a cerebral guy with a charismatic style who makes conservatives smile.
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