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Sent: Saturday,
October 25, 2003 9:39 PM
Subject: [Sndbox] The
Weekly World News Scoops The Mainstream Press On TheSaddam
& Osama Wedding
The Weekly World News Scoops The
Mainstream Press On The Saddam & Osama Wedding
Nobody and I mean nobody gets the inside scoop on the
war on terrorism like the Weekly World News. For example,
while Fox or CNN haven't even reported that Osama Bin
Laden & Saddam have gotten married to each other, the
WWN actually has a pic of the two of them together along
with a shaved down ape the two of them have
adopted....
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But that's not all! Here are a few choice quotes from
the story that the mainstream press doesn't have the guts
to tell you about!
"Saddam -- who is the "woman" in the strange
coupling....turned on a trusted bodyguard "like a mama
lion" when the man made a crude comment about the terror
kingpins' September nuptials and then accidentally jabbed
the baby chimp with a diaper pin while laughing at his own
joke.
By the time stick-thin Osama pulled stocky Saddam off,
the bodyguard, a Saddam relative, had very nearly been
blinded -- with both of his eyes, a source says, "having
very nearly been scratched out."
Now why would the mainstream media cover this story up?
Could it be to protect a certain group of cheese eating
surrender monkeys who might be embarrassed by this
revelation?
"By the time the CIA found out about their hastily
arranged but well attended wedding in late September --
French President Jacques Chirac and PLO chief Yasser
Arafat were among its many dignitaries -- the doe-eyed
couple who exchanged vows in northern Iraq were holed up
in a honeymoon love nest thousands of miles away...in
France."
Unfortunately, the WWN says Saddam and Osama escaped to
Syria before we had a chance to capture them. Hey, next
time, don't screw around getting warrants and permission
to arrest them, just carpet bomb the area they're in with
MOABs and send a fruit basket as a "sorry we bombed your
country gift" afterwards. I believe that's what Frank J.
of IMAO
would suggest and if it's good enough for a violent
internet humor columnist, it's good enough for me!
Charles Mims
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