Or you could just do what I did last night out of frustration at e'one standing in the isles blocking them up while they stood there and chatted with their friends and just yell out "I HATE THIS STORE!!"
> > > > > > > > >> > > Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet >time: > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts >when > > >>they > > >> > aren't looking. > > >> > > > > >> > > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute > > >>intervals. > > >> > > > >> > > > > >> > > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest > > >>rooms. > > >> > > > > >> > > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, > > >>'Code > > >>3 > > >> > in Housewares . . . and see what happens. > > >> > > > > >> > > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay >away. > > >> > > > > >> > > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > > >> > > > > >> > > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other >shoppers > > >>you'll > > >> > invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding > > >> > > department. > > >> > > > > >> > > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, > > >>"Why > > >> > can't you people just leave me alone?" > > >> > > > > >> > > 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and >pick > > >>your > > >> > nose. > > >> > > > > >> > > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk >if > > >>he > > >> > knows where the anti-depressants are. > > >> > > > > >> > > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the > > >>theme > > >> > from "Mission Impossible." > > >> > > > > >> > > 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using > > >>different > > >> > size funnels. > > >> > > > > >> > > 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say > > >>"PICK > > >>ME! > > >> > PICK ME!" > > >> > > > > >> > > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the > > >>fetal > > >> > position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" > > >> > > > > >> > > And last but not least: > > >> > > > > >> > > 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and >then > > >>yell > > >> > loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!" > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Concerned that messages may bounce because your Hotmail account has >exceeded > > its 2MB storage limit? Get Hotmail Extra Storage! > > http://join.msn.com/?PAGE=features/es > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- >Add MSN 8 Internet Software to your current Internet access and enjoy >patented spam control and more. Get two months FREE! Taste of me and Feel the Darkness _________________________________________________________________ Never get a busy signal because you are always connected with high-speed Internet access. Click here to comparison-shop providers. https://broadband.msn.com ________________________________ Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
