She was Soooooooo Blonde . . ..
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
company
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:"
she wrote
"Sagittarius."
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
On
Phonics."
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T
WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
instead.
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she
moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood
for
"This
Goes In Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said,
"Airport
Left," she turned around and went home.
Charles Mims
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