A girl says to her
boyfriend: - One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: - Thanks for the warning. Man to wife on wedding night: - Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? - Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! A wife asked her husband: - What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: - I like your sense of humor. AND THE WINNER IS: Doctor to his lady patient: - You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: - Doctor, I thought you said three males a day. | ||||||
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Charles Mims
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