A girl says to her boyfriend:
- One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies:
- Thanks for the warning.

Man to wife on wedding night:
- Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
- Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
A wife asked her husband:
- What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
- I like your sense of humor.

AND THE WINNER IS:
Doctor to his lady patient:
- You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady:
- Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
 
 
Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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