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Oops
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
A man
walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the
farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have
sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked,
and
again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the
door and
screamed, "Get the hell away!"
Later, she told her
husband of the incident. He said he would stay home
the
following day just in case. Sure enough, the next day the same man
returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered
the
door.
When she was asked again if she knew how to have
sex she said, "Yes!"
The man replied, "Great! Give some to
your husband the next time you
see him, and tell him to keep the
hell away from *my* wife!"
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