Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home
to
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely,
well-endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the
three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would
get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three
pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes."
Mortified, he too fled.
The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes.
And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly
gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you."
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely,
well-endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the
three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would
get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three
pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes."
Mortified, he too fled.
The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes.
And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly
gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you."
Charles Mims
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