LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR
Little BILLY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he
needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I
need to Take a piss"!
Miss Jones replied, "Now, BILLY, that is NOT the proper word
to use in his situation. The correct word is 'urinate'. Please use
the
word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to
go." Little Billy thinks for a bit, then says, ur-an -eight,
but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!
Charles Mims
________________________________
Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net