By LINDA STASI
 CAMERA SLY: Wild heiress Paris
Hilton is acting as herparents raised her, Linda says.- Dave Morgan/Globe/Alpha
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ReprintYes, the infamous seXXX-rated video of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress in which she has every kind of unprotected sex with Shannen Doherty's on-again/off-again hubby, Rick Solomon, hit the newsroom yesterday. Just before it hits the Internet.
And despite the spin that her family's lawyers are putting on it, Paris, the airhead heiress not only does not appear to be out of it, she's clearly very much into it.
Yes, the girl who put the "lite" in socialite looks like a willing, eager and hardly camera-shy participant. Think Monica Lewinsky with no body fat.
She is, (and it is), without a doubt, a parent's worst nightmare. Well, unless of course you are Paris' parents, Kathy and Rick Hilton - then maybe you're living the dream.
I mean, let's be honest, the naked, probably drunk, 19-year-old sexed-up girl (it was shot three years ago) in this video is everything you raised her to be - and is playing exactly the role you raised her to play.
What are you so suddenly shocked and angry about? Did you find out she was having unprotected sex in a Marriott and not a Hilton hotel?
Come on!
Where the hell have you been since your two daughters were running wild at 14? How did you allow them out to go clubbing and looking all sexed-up at an age when they should have been home with you having dinner and doing homework?
You could have stopped it - fast.
What the hell were you thinking when you were out with Paris and Nicky on Rodeo Drive buying those hooker haute couture outfits when other kids their ages were wearing basketball, soccer and volleyball uniforms?
At least that's what my daughter was wearing at 14 - and so were all her friends. And yes, we lived in the big, bad city, not in the protected 'burbs, and especially not in leafy, lofty Beverly Hills.
So many bucks, so few brains.
Beverly Hills is like some Third World country full of too many illiterates. Decadent, rich, illiterates.
Paris Hilton, (the girl, not the hotel) was, in a sentence, raised to be famous for being famous for accomplishing exactly nothing. Exciting. Exploited. Extreme. Embarrassing. But never disappointing. Like an F. Scott Fitzgerald socialite - all grease and no machinery.
And who are the parents mad at now? Solomon - not their daughter for participating, nor themselves for letting it get this far. Right.
IN Solomon's ugly video, pathetic Paris stays true to her true calling, getting her face, and every other part of her, in front of the camera.
In fact at one point, she even pushes her, er, pumped up paramour out of the picture altogether - and almost off the bed.
When Solomon asks her which of them is on camera, she gleefully purrs, "Me!" proving that most dangerous place on the planet is between Paris Hilton and a camera.
As a mom, my mind boggles at the thought that any 19-year-old girl could turn out this way not because she was denied everything in life - but because she was given everything in life.
And proof of her terrible self-image is evident in her choice of partners, particularly this Solomon guy, (also named Rick, but after this video, he'll probably have another moniker), an Internet gambling bazillionaire, who was 30 at the time of the taping (Hilton was about 19).
Solomon was (in the video at least) not exactly the kind of guy you'd want your daughter to bring home, let alone, to God forbid, to stay home with. I'd burn the house down first. Her parents should have hunted him down like a dog in the street before they ever let their teenager near him.
In fact, he's looks about as awful, and repulsive as a man can get, as the two cavort totally naked, switching from one position to another for the home-made video.
You'll be happy to know he apparently hasn't improved. His newest video venture, the artfully named "Beverly Hills Pimps Ho's," reportedly features "the saddest, richest, and hottest" girls in positions only Cirque du Soleil performers can do without throwing their backs out.
His parents must be so proud. Too.
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