12-Step!
12-Step Internet Recovery Program:
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning
and read my newspaper
like I used to, before the Internet.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork
and not with one hand
typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house,
wash clothes, and plan
dinner before even thinking of the
Internet.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those
unfortunate few friends
and family that are Internet-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I
cannot contact via the
Internet.
7) I will read a book...if I still remember
how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their
needs and stop telling
them to turn the TV down so I can
hear the music on the Internet.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials
to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at
least once a week, if it is
necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not
forgiving if I forget to balance
my checkbook
because I was too busy on the Internet.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that
I must go to bed
sometime ... and the Internet will
always be there tomorrow!
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