Loved it!!! lol Done sent it out 3-4 times. lol ----- Original Message ----- From: "Laurie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Box" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2003 4:25 AM Subject: [Sndbox] It's Time to Go To Cooking School
> You consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart > stays in one piece. > > Your dog goes to the neighbors to eat. > > Your family buys Alka-Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk. > > When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns > and the third > stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial. > > Your family automatically heads for the dinner table > every time they > hear a fire truck siren. > > The E.P.A. insists that all your garbage cans be > marked with > bio-hazard symbols. > > Your microwave display reads "TILT!" > > Your two best recipes are meat loaf and apple pie, but > your dinner > guests can't tell which is which. > > Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off > the bottom of > the oven. > > You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle > of Drano and a > crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let > go of the pan. > > Pest control companies keep pestering you for your > recipes. > > You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that > it glows in the > dark and melts the silverware. > > Your family prays AFTER they eat! > > > > > > ===== > I wanted a perfect ending... Now, I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity. > --Gilda Radner > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard > http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree > > ________________________________ > > Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net > > ________________________________ Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
