If you receive an email entitled
"Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is
pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will
also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
1-800 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO
FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on
the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened
in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
your Skim milk with whole milk.
** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU
CAN. **
And if you don't send this to
5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm
and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the
person nearest you.
Send this warning to
everyone.
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Charles Mims
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