A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters, as well as their spouses, who were all gathered for a family reunion.

"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a million dollars to the first person who presents me with a little one. Now let's say a blessing for this food." He then bowed his head and prayed.

When the old man lifted his head, his wife was the only other one at the table.
 
Greg Hopper
 
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us
we're schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
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