A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students
that
she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by
the next Sunday.
The following week, she asked each child in turn what he or she
had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know
how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Little Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down
the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy
yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?’”
she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by
the next Sunday.
The following week, she asked each child in turn what he or she
had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know
how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Little Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down
the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy
yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?’”
Charles Mims
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