> > 17 Signs Your Pet is an Alien from Space > > 17 Carefully spoons "Tang" into the toilet before he > drinks out of it. > > 16 Last month's bill had $135 worth of unexplained > long distance calls to David Duchovny's cell phone. > > 15 The scratches in your sofa look suspiciously like > crop circles. > > 14 Most dogs: sit, stay, roll over. Your dog: > levitate, balance checkbook, help Junior with > calculus homework. > > 13 "Polly wants a crollop of phylixinis... Polly > wants an Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator..." > > 12 Always arranges his Kibble 'N' Bits in the shape > of the Andromeda Galaxy. > > 11 Shares your intense hatred of all earthlings. > > 10 Fido wakes you up every morning by bursting out > through your abdomen. > > 9 When your son faked throwing a stick, Fido > vaporized his happy ass. > > 8 Fluffy keeps urging you to vote for Pat Buchanan. > > 7 Rover has an irresistible fascination with > airborne plastic replicas of flying saucers. > > 6 Instead of sniffing the butts of other dogs, your > pooch uses mind-control to get you to do it and > report back. > > 5 As far as you know, Sigourney Weaver never fried > anyone else's cat with a flame-thrower. > > 4 It can't be coincidence that whenever your > rottweiler takes a dump, it's in the shape of > Devil's Tower in Wyoming. > > 3 You find pieces of the missing Mars landers buried > in your back yard. > > 2 Not only catches the chuckwagon running across the > kitchen floor, but administers an anal probe to the > driver. > > and Number 1 Sign Your Pet is an Alien from Space... > > 1 Constantly using the Vulcan leg hump to render the > postman unconscious. > >
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