ROFL! Good one.
David L.
Ben Franklin: “Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters.”
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Charles
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2003 6:37 PM
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Subject: [Sndbox] Smart buttA game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks anddecided to enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashedhis badge and said, "looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if Iinspect your kill?" The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to thewarden.The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck'srectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "this here's a Washingtonstate duck. do you have a Washington state hunting license?"The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a huntinglicense from Washington state.The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,pulled it out, sniffed it and said, "this here's an Idaho duck. Do you havean Idaho state hunting license?"The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license.The warden took the third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said"this here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state huntinglicense?"Once again, only this time, more aggravated, the hunter produced theappropriate license.The warden a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks backto the hunter and said, "you've got all of these licenses, just where thehell are you from?"The hunter dropped his pants, bent over and said, "you're so smart, youtell me."Charles Mims
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