Physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while
he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy,
Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in West Virginia, we're now
legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners,
Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take
your left hand out. You do the Hokey
13. "Could you write me a note for my
wife, saying that my head is not,
Pokey..."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my
dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron,
didn't you?"
And my personal favorite...
in fact, up there.
Charles Mims
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