10
COMMANDMENTS FOR TEENAGERS
1) Thou shall not sneak
out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall
not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger
selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction
has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not
steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6)
Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9)
Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm
in the middle)
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