Re: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Saturday, December 13, 2003

[Stephanie]

Ooops!  Too late. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You are about to leave a footprint in the sands of Time. The editors of Time would prefer it if you'd ask permission first.     -------Original Message-------   From: The Sandbox Discussion List Date: 12/13/2003 7:55:40 AM To: 'The Sandbox Discussion List' Subject: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Saturday, December 13, 2003     Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope for Saturday, December 13, 2003 "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Elanor Roosevelt   Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good day to begin writing that book you've been planning -- "Growing Radishes Indoors." It's an idea whose time has come. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will find solace, and it won't look at all like you expected. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Beware of celery. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Good day for political intrigue and underhanded sneakiness. Try to wear something appropriate to the occasion. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Unbeknownst to thee, thou art over-fond of archaic terms. Prithee, wouldst thou kindly desist? Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Today you will irritate people. In fact, you'll irritate yourself. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Don't do that. Your face could get stuck that way. Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realised it already did... Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will tell a total stranger that you're "sick and tired of salad", today. The stranger will recoil in shock and horror. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Good day to bring an asparagus sandwich and a nice thermos of Cream-of-Meatloaf Soup for lunch. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) If you want someone to change, it's often good to give them a painful option and a less painful option, and let them choose their own course. For example, "Do you want to pick up you own wet towel, dear, or would you like to have a live weasel stapled to your leg?" Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach "Mo's Leather Emporium." Don't take it lightly. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You are about to leave a footprint in the sands of Time. The editors of Time would prefer it if you'd ask permission first. The Daily Humorscope Personal Humorscope Subscriptions

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