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Dear
God,
Yesterday was an awful day for me......
My husband ran off with his
secretary,
My son pierced his eyebrow,
My daughter tattooed the bald spot
on her head,
My dog mated with the neighbor's cat,
My neighbor sold her
house to a mental institution,
My Mom told me I was adopted,
My Dad told
me he's gay,
My boss told me I was laid off,
My sister was arrested for
prostitutuion,
My house has termites,
My car was stolen,
All that came
in the mail was bills,
A plane crash-landed on my garage,
OJ Simpson came
to my door selling rug cleaner,
And my TV blew.
Lord, please be with me
today. I was able to live through all that misery yesterday.
And I will be
able to make it through anything today!!
But please....
DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY
COMPUTER!!!!!
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