Rusty Chevrolet (to the tune
of Jingle Bells!)
C'mon, cmon!
C'mon, you can do it!
(car
starts)
All right!
Dashing through the snow in my rusty
Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston
rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of
chicken wire!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just
blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to
pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what
fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA, to get some
Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard
to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have
to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Oh, rust and smoke,
the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the
dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the
radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty
Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of
smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to
get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his
big, old, rusty sleigh!
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the
door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to
pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what
fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty
Chevroooooooleeeeeet!
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