Funny Quotes:
"The court proceedings of the divorce have lasted almost exactly as long as the marriage." -- Actor David Carradine is begging his ex-wives to leave him alone and get on with their lives as they fight him in Los Angeles courts for spousal support.
"According to a new study by the Census Bureau, 20 percent of people in the United States speak a language other than English. And, 98 percent of those people work in customer service." -- Jay Leno
"It's been reported that public schools in California are so strapped for money that they are dropping foreign language classes. People in California complain that unless the students study a foreign language, they won't understand their governor." -- Conan O'Brien
"The court proceedings of the divorce have lasted almost exactly as long as the marriage." -- Actor David Carradine is begging his ex-wives to leave him alone and get on with their lives as they fight him in Los Angeles courts for spousal support.
"According to a new study by the Census Bureau, 20 percent of people in the United States speak a language other than English. And, 98 percent of those people work in customer service." -- Jay Leno
"It's been reported that public schools in California are so strapped for money that they are dropping foreign language classes. People in California complain that unless the students study a foreign language, they won't understand their governor." -- Conan O'Brien
Charles Mims
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