How to Get a
Woman into Bed
by Miss Love
Getting a woman into bed is its own art form, requiring endurance, patience and some friendly deception on your part. If you consider sex a game (and, really, you should find a new hobby), then loosen up and play.
Money Talks
Pay for dinner. Women like men who treat them well, and if this means spending hard earned cash on overpriced steak and wine, so be it. These days, most women want to pay their share of the bill. It is your job to make a girl think this concept offends you.
Sensitive Poet
Write her a letter, but not a love letter. A love letter would be too obvious. Write her a letter about everything but love or sex . Send her a letter describing your day or your favorite childhood memory, or your overweight dog. Tell her you haven't written a letter in years, that you can't explain this urge to write to her.
Talk is Cheap
When you find yourself alone with a woman, never do most of the talking. Do as little of the talking as possible. In fact, only talk when you're asking her a question. And lean in when she answers. Pretend (is if you need to pretend) that her stories are the only stories you've ever heard.
Compliments, Compliments
Compliment your woman, but not about the obvious things. No one tires of being told they're interesting. It's okay to tell her she's beautiful if it's followed by a "but." Say something like: "You're so cute, but there's something more. You're mysterious, or something. I don't know what it is." Just say the word mysterious to a woman and see her face light up. Never fails.
Prudish Ways
Never, I mean never, try to grope or kiss your woman on the first date . Engage her intellectually and emotional but not physically. It'll drive her crazy. It'll send her home thinking about you and begging for more.
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