NOSEY NEIGHBOR
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Rayban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor
and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass".
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so
outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Rayban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor
and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass".
Charles Mims
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