Signs of Wear
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one; I
can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN .... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ...."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN .... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. And
....
"OLD" IS WHEN.... You are not sure these are jokes.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one; I
can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN .... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ...."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN .... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. And
....
"OLD" IS WHEN.... You are not sure these are jokes.
Charles Mims
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