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I know these have probably been sent before,
but they are always funny and I realized, I'm a real woman, not a lady,
hehe.
Are you a Lady
or a Real Woman? * Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." * Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too darn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." * Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. * Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? * Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. * Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. * Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. * Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. * Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. * Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. * Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. * Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. * Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. * Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it. And finally the most important tip.... * Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. * Real Woman - Leftover wine?? NOTE: A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, darn....that was fun!" One of the greatest things in life is a True Friend. Yahoo! Groups Links
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