> Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? > > Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are > always white? > > Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? > > Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that > something new to eat will have materialized? > > On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many > pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that > slot? > > Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum > cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give > their vacuum one more chance? > > Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? > > How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? > > Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your > clothes would they eventually just disappear? > > When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping > cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't > all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'? > > Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you > always think there's still one more step? > > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off > the table you always manage to knock something else over? > > Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup > is how close to the road the stuff is placed? > > In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when > we complained about the heat? > > Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as > needy throughout the rest of the year? > > Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep > wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly > ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks? > > How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes? > > If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife > told you to?
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