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REJECTED GREETING
CARDS
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1. Your computer is dead...
it
was once so alive
Don't you regret installing
Windows '05?
2. My tire was
thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat...
Sorry
3. You had your bladder
removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a
bouquet of flowers
and a box of
Depends.
4. You totaled your car...
and
can't remember why...
could it have been...
that
case of Bud Dry?
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you
feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real
snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it
....
She moved in with me
7. So your daughter's a
hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the
bright side,
she's a really good lay.
8. You've announced that you're
gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out
you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of
Staff.
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