Re: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Wednesday, January 14, 2004

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aaww but Chihuahuas are so cute :-D Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Beware of Chihuahuas today. Actually, any day is a good day to beware of Chihuahuas. They're not intrinsically evil like minivans, but they're definitely a step in the wrong direction.     -------Original Message-------   From: The Sandbox Discussion List Date: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 05:09:19 AM To: 'The Sandbox Discussion List' Subject: [Sndbox] FW: Daily Humorscope for Wednesday, January 14, 2004     Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope for Wednesday, January 14, 2004 The early worm gets eaten by the bird.   Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will vow to always tell the truth, but it will backfire on you. Most people find that kind of behavior highly suspicious, and more than a little deviant. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will have more psychotronic energy today than usual. I recommend that you direct it towards the fridge. There's something alive in there. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) It would be best, if you abandoned the Fez. You aren't that type of person, and it's no use pretending. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Beware of Chihuahuas today. Actually, any day is a good day to beware of Chihuahuas. They're not intrinsically evil like minivans, but they're definitely a step in the wrong direction. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good day to act sneaky. Try glancing sidelong at people, or standing just out of sight. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Today you should sit down (someplace comfy), and ask yourself if you even care. You shouldn't. It's not your fault, you've been trying as hard as you can, so you shouldn't care. Not if they're going to act like that. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Excellent day to go half-barefoot. (One shoe only.) Answer no questions about it, though. Just say "I prefer not to talk about it." Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) In this world you have a choice between being clever, and being pleasant. I recommend pleasant. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Hmm. Hard to read this one. The carrot stopped right between "catches horrible disfiguring disease" and "loses everything in major earthquake." I guess you can pick whichever one you want, in this case. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Good day to review what you know about hamsters. I think that's all I should really say, except possibly that it's often considered impolite to see how much food you can pack into your cheeks, when dining out. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) If you've been wanting to become a religious leader, today is the day to get cracking on it. Otherwise, probably an uneventful day. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Uh oh. The cows have come home, and the fat lady is about to sing. Better come up with some new excuses, quick! You can do that while you're coping with the unpleasant result of the cows coming home. The Daily Humorscope Personal Humorscope Subscriptions   ____________________________________________________   IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here

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