Angela
"I watched with glee while
your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they
made"
>Subject: The Farmer's Wife
>
>
>Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes
out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is
coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four
over the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"
>So, the farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial
insemination man arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the
nail, and tells him, "This is the one, right here!"
> The impressed man asks, "How did you know?"
> "By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
> The man asks, "What's the nail for?"
>"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him.
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