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A Few Benefits and
Drawbacks of Being Old Looking: o Kidnappers are not interested in you. o You get the senior discount without asking for it. o Used car salesmen give you a lifetime guarantee with your purchase. o Boy Scouts will help you across the street. o People who call you after 9 p.m. will ask, 'Did I wake you?' o Relatives tell you how good you look. o Younger friends will tell you secrets because they figure you'll never remember them anyway. o The cops will never raid your house and check your potted house plants. o At funerals, friends ask you how you are feeling. o Your kids will borrow money from you and hope that you'll forget they borrowed it. o People no longer say, 'See you later.' |
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