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Ha ha.
David L.
A liberal is someone who feels a
great debt to his
fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with
your money. -- G. Gordon
Liddy
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 1:44 PM
Subject: [GymboWenches] Fw: Truth About Men
1. Q: What should you do if you
see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A:
Shoot him again.
2. Q: How
can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and
the noose.
3. Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they're
practicing to be men.
4. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world
to
revolve around him.
OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to
listen to him
brag about the screwing part.
5. Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
6. Q: What does
it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your
name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long
enough..
<
FONT color=#000000>7. Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize
one egg?
A: Because none of them will stop
and ask directions.
8. Q: Why do female
black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
9. Q: Why do men
whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them
remember which end they need to wipe.
10.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A
man
wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
11. Q: How does a
man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money,
furs and diamonds.
12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder:
"Instruction Manuals"
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