My VWP master, Mike Lee has given great thought to our dilemma here in So. Cal regarding our lack of wind during scheduled slope events. I will pass this wisdom on to other CD's as protection from your contestants. Now with great pleasure, I give you my Master..... Grasshopper, Hmmmm, me thinks you have succumbed to the higher authorities, for which there is no way around it. However, you must make every attempt to make amends by doing the following: 1. A sacrifice must be made. As modern society no longer makes a sacrifice of its' young virgins, (let alone finding one in the first place!), you must find a dork who is unworthy of holding a transmitter and toss him from the cliffs. If the dork falls to the bottom of the cliffs, then you will hear the mighty roar of laughter from the masses, for it was good. However, should the dork flap mightily and manage to maintain sustained flight, then the masses must launch their planes at once, for the Gawds are pleased by the sacrifice and all will be well. 2. Once the dork who floats, tires and falls from the sky, someone is required to immediately dowse the dork in gasoline and set him alight. Done correctly, the masses will approve in applause, in the belief that the dork has crashed and burned. 3. Seeing the funeral pyre created by the burning dork, read the air using the smoke from the burning dork. Should it rise from the bottom of the cliffs and travel upward, launch once again, for the lift is good. If the smoke fails to rise, quickly distract the masses by asking for additional dork jokes. This will prevent them from thinking about the lost time from flying because there is no air to fly upon. 4. Should the masses begin to be disturbed after the dork burning, especially because there is no air, announce that another sacrifice must be made, which will disperse the masses away, all of them thinking they may be the next dork chosen for the slaughter. With this you will be saved. Follow these simple yet fun procedures and you will find yourself absolved of any future problems concerning your event. Let me know if you have trouble finding a dork. There may be one living in Rancho Bernardo, named Skube. MIke Lee VWP Master -----Original Message----- From: Jerry Craft [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 3:21 PM To: Mike Lee (E-mail); Michael Skube (E-mail) Subject: Glider Limbo The fun fly was kind of a bust, no wind at Torrey Pines. We did some bungee launch limbo but no pictures. We will reschedule and let you know. Jerry R. Craft VWP Ni-Dan Radio Control Angi-San Wk 858-320-4128 Cel 760-803-6955 RCSE-List facilities provided by Model Airplane News. Send "subscribe" and "unsubscribe" requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
