you should be an politician because you know how to spread waste (bandwith in this case ) and make the masses fight between them self's Gordon Cottrill wrote: > Thanks, > Actually I'm a republican and I voted for Bush but I do have a sense of humor, > G. > > Regis White wrote: > > > > I love it! > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Gordon Cottrill [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Sunday, December 24, 2000 8:50 AM > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Subject: [RCSE] BREAKING NEWS/OFF TOPIC > > > > I know this is off topic but I couldn't resist > > G. > > > > BREAKING NEWS: > > BUSH SEEKS TO ENJOIN SANTA FROM CHECKING LIST TWICE > > Lack of Standards Decried > > > > Austin, TX (Dec. 13)--Attorneys for President-Elect George W. Bush filed > > > suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making > > > his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate > > > injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to > > > effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys > > > and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh. > > > > > > The suit filed in Federal District Court in Austin, asks a federal judge > > > to "hereby order Mr. Claus to cease and desist all repetitive and > > > duplicative list-checking activity, and certify the original list as > > > submitted without amendment, alteration, deletion, or other unnecessary > > > modification." > > > > > > "There are no standards for deciding who is naughty, and who is nice. > > > It's totally arbitrary and capricious. How many more times does he need to > > > check? This checking, checking and re-checking over and over again must > > > stop now," said former Secretary James Baker. > > > > > > Baker further claimed that unnamed GOP observers witnessed an elf remove > > > all boys named Justin from the 'nice' list, filing them under 'naughty > > > instead because "everyone knows all boys named Justin are brats." > > > > > > Bush cited the potential for unauthorized list tampering, blasted > > > what he called the "crazy, crazy mess up there at the North Pole." > > > > > > "Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My mother just > > > walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They didn't check her ID or > > > nothing." > > > > > > Meanwhile, Dick Cheney, issued a direct plea to St. Nick himself. "Mr. > > > Claus, I call on you to do the honorable thing, and quit checking your > > > list. The children of the world have had enough. They demand closure now," > > > Cheney said, adding that his granddaughter has already selected a name for > > > the pony she's asked for. > > > > > > The Rev. Jesse Jackson was quick to respond to the latest development > > > with plans to lead his protesters from Florida to the North Pole > > > via dogsled. The "Rainbow Mush for Justice" is scheduled to leave Friday. > > > > > > "We need red suits and sleighs, not law suits and delays," Jackson said. > > > > > > Santa Claus could not be reached for comment, but a spokeself said he > > > was "deeply distressed" by news of the pending legal action against him. > > > "He's losing weight, and he hasn't said 'Ho Ho Ho' for days," said the > > > spokeself. Experts feel that future Christmas celebrations could be > > > placed in jeopardy. Santa is apparantly not qualified for any other > > > job, and no one is sure what he might do if he loses this battle.. > > RCSE-List facilities provided by Model Airplane News. Send "subscribe" and > > "unsubscribe" requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > RCSE-List facilities provided by Model Airplane News. Send "subscribe" and >"unsubscribe" requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] RCSE-List facilities provided by Model Airplane News. Send "subscribe" and "unsubscribe" requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
