Kind of proves our point about some politicans and some government workers.

Pat
-----Original Message-----
From: Judy McBride [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 2008/06/05 18:36
To: Ruth Sortwell; Ute Tindorff
Subject: Fw: Fw: Dam notice - a MUST READ


This is great, just love the owner of the ponds response!
Hope you all have had a great day. In between rain periods I have
accomplished a lot in my garden. Finally have the veggie garden in. We have
had a lot of the wet stuff.
Love to you all, Judy

----- Original Message -----
From: Christine Richardson
To: Dorothy Deausy ; irene sherlock ; Judy McBride ; lori walters ; Marilyn
Dickson ; Mary Robertson ; Ruth Sortwell
Sent: Thursday, June 05, 2008 12:51 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Dam notice - a MUST READ




It looks like at least 5 of us can make it to Book Club on Thursday, June
12th, so it's a go.  Thought you might enjoy the following.  Christy




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          The Dam Notice





          This is an actual letter s ent to a man named Ryan DeVries
regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department
of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is
hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response
letter.



          SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming
County

          Dear Mr. DeVrie s:

          It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental
Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above
referenced parcel of property.  You have been certified as the legal
landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:
Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet
stream of Spring Pond.


          A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of
activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been
issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in
violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and
Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being
sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws,
annotated.


          The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams
partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at
downstream locations.


          We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and
cannot be permitted.

          The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all
activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow
condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream
channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31,
2008.

          Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed
so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure
to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site
may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action. We
anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please
feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

          Sincerely,

          David L. Price
          District Representative and Water Management Division.


          Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:


          Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
          Dear Mr. Price,

          Your certified letter dated 11/25/07 has been handed to me to
respond to.
          I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at  2088 Dagget
Lane , Trout Run, Pennsylvania

          A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of
constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream
of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their
dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their
skillful use of natures building materials "debris."

          I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate
their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can
safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their
dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam
determination and/or their dam work ethic.



          These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your
request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out
a dam perm it prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

          My first dam question to you is:

          (1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers,
or

          (2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to
said dam request?

          If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers,
through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all
those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

          (Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part
301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental
Protection Act, Act 451 of t he Public Acts of 1994, being sections
324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)

          I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers
entitled to legal representation?  The Spring Pond Beavers are financially
destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will
have to provide them with a dam lawyer.  The Department's dam concern that
either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing
flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department
is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond
Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

          If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition
please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they
obviously did not pay any at tention to your dam letter, they being unable
to read English.

          In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to
build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green
and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and
enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental
Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources
(Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

          So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can
be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until
1/31/2008? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there
will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

          In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real
environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears
are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be
persecuting the defecating/dumping bears and leave the beavers alone. If you
are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not
careful where they dump!

          Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to
contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to
your dam office.

          THANK YOU,

          RYAN DEVRIES
          & THE DAM BEAVERS





















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