Module Name: src
Committed By: jakllsch
Date: Mon Oct 22 14:33:28 UTC 2012
Modified Files:
src/games/fortune/datfiles: fortunes fortunes2
Log Message:
Attribute "The STAR WARS Song" to "Weird Al" Yankovic under the proper title,
"Yoda". Correct said lyrics.
Correct lyrics to "Weird Al" Yankovic's "One Of Those Days".
To generate a diff of this commit:
cvs rdiff -u -r1.52 -r1.53 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
cvs rdiff -u -r1.44 -r1.45 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
Please note that diffs are not public domain; they are subject to the
copyright notices on the relevant files.
Modified files:
Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.52 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.53
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes:1.52 Wed Oct 3 19:41:46 2012
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012
@@ -13216,11 +13216,11 @@ something badly enough, you can always g
the Russians.
-- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973
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- The STAR WARS Song
+ "Yoda", by "Weird Al" Yankovic;
Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks:
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
-Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
+Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Index: src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
diff -u src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.44 src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.45
--- src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2:1.44 Sat Aug 4 22:29:58 2012
+++ src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 Mon Oct 22 14:33:27 2012
@@ -26128,12 +26128,8 @@ this was for practice; then he made scho
In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
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-In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
-the proper order then why can't he?
-
-
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
-Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
+Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
@@ -26145,7 +26141,7 @@ A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's w
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
- -- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks
+ -- "Yoda" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, to "Lola", by the Kinks
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In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians.
-- Joseph Stalin
@@ -41229,10 +41225,11 @@ The avoidance of taxes is the only intel
carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes
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-The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
-Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
-And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
- It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
+The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn,
+Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn,
+And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone,
+ It's just, just one of those, one of those days,
+ Just one of those, one of those days
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"
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The bank sent our statement this morning,
