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пн, 1 апр. 2024 г. в 23:25, Tom Lynn via sr-users < sr-users@lists.kamailio.org>: > But is it organic? > > On Mon, Apr 1, 2024 at 11:59 AM Alex Balashov via sr-users < > sr-users@lists.kamailio.org> wrote: > >> For immediate release: >> >> HAZARD, Kentucky (1 April 2024)--Evariste Systems LLC, Georgia-based >> veteran >> brokers of international charity partnerships, are pleased to announce the >> conclusion of lengthy trilateral negotiations among Taylor Swift, the >> Public >> Investment Fund (the sovereign wealth fund of the Kingdom of Saudi >> Arabia), and >> the Kamailio open-source community to bring Kamailio to underserved areas >> of >> the US Appalachia region. >> >> In a concert in Lexington, Kentucky last Sunday evening, and in her >> signature >> style of mystical "reveals" through equivocal song lyrics, Swift >> auspiciously >> inaugurated to her Swifties, as die-hard fans of the pop star are known, >> the >> beginning of Kamailio Visions 2030. >> >> (Editorial note: Swift's agent has threatened copyright litigation in the >> event >> that our press agency were to reproduce her meaning-rich lyrics directly, >> driven by the contention that fair use considerations do not apply to >> lyrics so >> "deep" as Swift's. At press time, the matter is being reviewed by our >> counsel.) >> >> Alex Balashov, principal of Evariste, praised Kamailio Visions 2030 as a >> continuation of Swift's long-standing commitment to forward thinking and >> innovation: >> >> "Taylor has been the driving force behind the use of sustainable, >> plant-based >> materials in her 'merch. Today, aided by the internationalisation of Saudi >> capital, she is helping to bring that same kind of ethical prosperity to >> Eastern Kentucky, West Virginia and the wider Appalachian coal country." >> >> Continued Balashov: >> >> "Between Alan Maimon and J.D. Vance, and the revelations of the Purdue >> Pharma >> litigation, it's fair to say that the plight of Appalachia, with its high >> structural unemployment, declining economic base, and the ravages of the >> opioid >> epidemic and deaths of despair, has been exposed to a broader audience >> than >> ever before. And with that knowledge comes responsibility, because we >> live with >> that knowledge now, and we can no longer turn a blind eye. The SIP and >> VoIP >> industries have always been a force of conscientious capitalism, and >> Kamailio a >> beacon of rectitude in a jaded, amoral, cynical world. A world in which >> Appalachian children are denied the SIP proxy is not a just world, and we >> cannot any longer live in such a world." >> >> Fred Posner, a deputy Evariste negotiator who was said to have thrived in >> the >> pressure of high-stakes negotiations with PIF governor Yasir Al-Rumayyan >> over >> the exact implementational modalities of the deal, reviewed the high >> notes of >> the landmark economic development accord: >> >> "It was a good start to defund the police. But with the unique social >> challenges of Appalachia, what every struggling family in the ruins of >> coal >> country really needs is access to clean, ethically sourced, fair-trade SIP >> proxies. That is why I am uplifted to say that we will be dropping, >> through a >> coordinated, large-scale airlift operation, a Raspberry Pi with Kamailio >> pre-installed, to every household with an income at or below 250% of the >> Federal >> Poverty Level (FPL) in the Appalachian region. The Pi chassis will be >> dye-free, >> BPA-free, and will be held together with a plant-based, biodegradable, >> non-toxic >> glue that does not produce intoxicating effects when sniffed. By 2030, >> every >> child alive in Appalachia today will have had several years to benefit >> from the >> power of a miniaturised SIP proxy appliance, and that is why we are >> calling it >> Kamailio Visions 2030." >> >> When pressed by us, Balashov noted that the prosocial objectives and >> economic >> development potential of Kamailio Visions 2030 has drawn scepticism from >> some >> quarters. >> >> "These are those people who think that Rasperry Pi devices preloaded with >> Kamailio are not what Appalachia most needs today. Those people would be >> wrong. >> As any metaphysicist can tell you, causes do not necessarily resemble >> their >> effects." >> >> "Taylor and her people know that Kamailio Visions 2030 draws on a long >> history of highly effective technological and app-based interventions in >> economically underprivileged areas, such as Nicholas Negroponte's One >> Laptop >> per Child (OLPC) scheme, and the famous carpet-bombing of Eritrea with >> second-generation iPads by Selena Gomez. All of this had tremendous >> results." >> >> "Salutary results", added a representative of the PIF. >> >> Balashov pointed us to the foundational problem statement of Kamailio >> Visions >> 2030, which cited the concept of "Technik", as developed in "Hybrid >> Reality", a >> technocratic manifesto (in e-book form) by much-loved TED visionaries >> Parag and >> Ayesha Khanna. There, the authors declared: >> >> "Good Technik requires a combination of the attributes that deliver >> high human development, economic growth, political inclusiveness, >> and technology preparedness.” >> >> "In short", said Balashov, "Taylor, with some help from the efficient >> deployment >> of Saudi capital, will bring good technik to Appalachia. The tide of >> technik >> lifts all ships." >> >> -- >> Alex Balashov >> Principal Consultant >> Evariste Systems LLC >> Web: https://evaristesys.com >> Tel: +1-706-510-6800 >> >> __________________________________________________________ >> Kamailio - Users Mailing List - Non Commercial Discussions >> To unsubscribe send an email to sr-users-le...@lists.kamailio.org >> Important: keep the mailing list in the recipients, do not reply only to >> the sender! >> Edit mailing list options or unsubscribe: >> > __________________________________________________________ > Kamailio - Users Mailing List - Non Commercial Discussions > To unsubscribe send an email to sr-users-le...@lists.kamailio.org > Important: keep the mailing list in the recipients, do not reply only to > the sender! > Edit mailing list options or unsubscribe: > -- Alexandru Covalschi VoIP engineer and system administrator tel: +37367398493
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