Humor in bodily functions (of dysfunctions) is so slapstick. What are we ... teenagers?
> -----Original Message----- > From: Galbreath, Mark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 10:21 AM > To: 'Struts Users Mailing List' > Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] SOMEONE SAVE OUR LIST!!!! > > > Lighten up, Brandon. It's just BS from www.snopes.com. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Chappell, Simon P [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 10:05 AM > To: Struts Users Mailing List > Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] SOMEONE SAVE OUR LIST!!!! > > > I thought it was funny! (Of course, I grew up watching Monty > Python, so I could well be more corrupted than I think I am. ;-) > > Simon "Sasquatches taste just like chicken" Chappell > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: Brandon Goodin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 9:01 AM > >To: Struts Users Mailing List > >Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] SOMEONE SAVE OUR LIST!!!! > > > > > >Isn't this list suppossed to be protected from this kind of > >refuse! I've got > >a good sense of humor. But this is just sick! What the heck > is this all > >about? This really doesn't even qualify as a Friday topic. > >YUUUUUUUUUUUK! > > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 8:00 AM > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Subject: RE: [FRIDAY] Please help save my soul > > > > > > > >Dear Henry, > > > >I would be most willing to contribute to your cause, in the > >order of the > >full amount. I would do this in trade for one of your kidneys > >(of which > >you only need one). I intend to put the kidney in question up for > >auction on E-Bay. > > > >Please forward me your mailing address there in Ghana and I > >will be most > >happy to mail you: > > > >1 x Coleman cooler (2 six pack size) > >3 x Ice packs > >1 x pair latex gloves > >1 x Cutco steak knife > >1 x Zip lock baggie (Freezer bag size) > >1 x copy of Gray's Anatomy with relevant page dog-eared and organ > >highlighted > > > >A kidney is a small price to pay for a cure for your ailment > > > > > >Thanks! > > > > > > > > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: Galbreath [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >Sent: Friday, September 06, 2002 6:58 AM > >To: struts-user > >Subject: [FRIDAY] Please help save my soul > > > > > >HELLO, > > > >MY NAME IS HENRY APPIANG, AM FROM GHANA.I AM SORRY IF I MAY > IN ANYWAY > >DISTURB YOU.IT IS JUST A PITY THAT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND > START TYPING > >ALL THIS.I HAVE TO DO THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER OPTION. > > > >I AM A BOY OF TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, BORN IN BREAD IN GHANA.IN > >ORDER NOT > >TO > >WASTE YOUR TIME, LET JUST TELL YOU WHY I HAVE DECIDED TO MAIL YOU. > > > >I HAVE A VERY BIG PROBLEM THAT IS AT THE MOMENT BIGGER THAN > ME BUT NOT > >BIGGER THAN GOD. WHEN I WAS TWENTY YEARS OLD,I REALISE THAT I HAVE A > >PROBLEM. I REALISE THAT I AM HAVING A RETROGRADE EJACULATION, THIS I > >THOUGHT WAS A JOKE.I CONTACTED A FEW DOCTORS, IT WAS > COMFIRMED THAT I > >REALLY HAVE > >THIS PROBLEM, SINCE THEN I BECAME WORRIED OF MY FUTURE, > THINKING OF ANY > >POSSIBLE SOLUTION IN ORDER TO REMEDY THE SITUATION BUT TO NO AVAIL.I > >HAVE > >DONE SO MANY TEST WHICH PROVED THAT I HAVE THESE PROBLEM. > > > >IN MY LITTLE EFFORT I TRIED SOLVING IT MYSELF BUT I COULD NOT,I WAS > >DIRECTED BY A DOCTOR TO BUY A CERTAIN DRUG WHICH I FOUND OUT > THAT IT IS > >NO WHERE TO > >BE FOUND IN AFRICAN MARKET. > > > >NOW I HAVE TWO OPTIONS > >1, TO EITHER GET THESE DRUG OR SEE IF IT WILL SOLVE MY PROBLEM OR TO > >UNDERGO A SURGERY, WHICH I PREFER FOR A LASTING SOLUTION. > > > >MY LIFE DEPEND SOLELY ON THIS.I HAVE MADE ENQUIRIES ABOUT > THE SURGERY,I > >FOUND OUT THAT IT WILL COST ME $4,500USD TO UNDERGO,THIS IS > WHY I HAVE > >SEEK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. > > > >MY SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON YOU, YOU CAN TURN MY LIFE ARROUND, > AND YOU CAN > >PUT THE SMILES ON MY FACE AGAIN WITH YOUR LITTLE > DONATION.YOU CAN SAFE > >A SOUL. > > > >I DO NOT HAVE ANYOTHER MEANS TO RAISE THESE MONEY EXCEPT > THROUGH YOUR > >KIND HEART. > > > >KINDLY HELP SAVE MY SOUL. > > > >REGARDS > >HENRY. > > > >-- > >To unsubscribe, e-mail: > ><mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >For additional commands, e-mail: > ><mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > > > > >-- > >To unsubscribe, e-mail: > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > For additional commands, e-mail: > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > -- > To > unsubscribe, e-mail: > <mailto:struts-user-> [EMAIL PROTECTED]> > For > additional commands, > e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > -- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: > <mailto:struts-user-> [EMAIL PROTECTED]> > For > additional commands, > e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For additional commands, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
