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Famous Quotes
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
- George Burns
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
- Lynn Lavner
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship! ."
- Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Jack Nicholson
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart
Last but not least:
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin
