Customer: "Hello, is this tech support?" Tech Support: "Yes, it is; what is the nature of the problem you're having?" Customer: "I can't seem to power this thing up." Tech Support: "If you are unable to boot your computer, sir, I suggest you contact the manufacturer. This is Internet technical support." Customer: "Computer?" Tech Support: "Yes, your computer." Customer: "I don't have a computer." Tech Support: "What is the item you are having difficulty with?" Customer: "My new lawn mower." Tech Support: (stifling a giggle) "Sir, you have reached Internet technical support. I suggest you double-check the number and try again." Customer: "No, I'm sure I got it right. Are you going to send anybody out to fix this damn thing?" Tech Support: "Sir, we do not support lawn mowers. Please check the number and try it again." Customer: "What kind of *@#%! service is this? *&$#^ you! I wasn't born yesterday, you know!" (click) bye, Yolanda UIN 4898262 http://members.home.net/pippi5 I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock. To unsubscribe from SURVPC send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with unsubscribe SURVPC in the body of the message. Also, trim this footer from any quoted replies.
