Dale Mentzer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> Bill Gates died in a car accident.
>
> He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. "Well, Bill, I'm
> really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to
> Heaven or Hell."
You know, I've seen this story before. Only the punchline was different:
> "Oh!" God says, "That was the screen saver."
"That was the final beta," God explained. "This is Hell v1.0!"
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