On 1 Apr, Ole Kofoed Hansen wrote:
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> I'd love to see the EULA for a Microsoft Chair (or stool).
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The EULA for the MicroSoft certified chair. The Microsoft chair is now
shipping. This chair includes some basic changes from the original
design implementation. Microsoft development sources cite the removal
of one leg as leading to more streamlined and optimized use. In
addition the new design provides quick detachment of unwanted device
drivers.
Please read the attached licensing documentation carefully. Microsoft
does not provide support for any injuries being caused by use of the
new Microsoft chair. Please do not lean to the left if you purchased
version 1.2 as that version is slightly buggy and was found to ship with
only two legs on the right side. We have corrected that problem,
sources close to Redmond say, and are now moving on to implementing NT
4 workstation optimization. When the chair disengages now we will see
a Blue Screen on the backrest stating what failed and what to do in the
future.
Thanks for buying the Microsoft Chair. Now be careful. The Microsoft
Chair development team thank you for purchasing innovative hardware
from the source of innovation. Broken arms and legs resulting from
accidental detachment are not the responsibility of Microsoft
Corporation.
Copyright 1999 and 1492, MS Corporation.
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Michael E. Perry
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